An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.
Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
by YAWA July 31, 2020
Get the demon spermmug. Toffee made out of semen.
A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009
Get the Sperm Toffeemug. Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.
Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
by Daytime Neologist December 16, 2010
Get the Sperm Jailmug. "My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."
"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."
"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."
by dicksy chick November 17, 2007
Get the happy spermmug. by SirJakeOfWay December 20, 2009
Get the Rogue Spermmug. An intense competition that spans over roughly nine months. A group of men ejaculate into a cup and afterwards the mens' semen is mixed. A female volunteer is then inseminated by the mixed semen and nine months later when the volunteer gives birth, the baby's physical appearance as well as DNA(to be certain) is compared with each of the players. The player who is the baby's father is the winner.
Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.
Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.
by SpermWarrior January 16, 2011
Get the Sperm Warsmug. An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
Get the sperm poochmug.