Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol
by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022
Get the Speech Impedophilemug. the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
by dalto o o o n March 6, 2017
Get the impromptu speechmug. Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020
Get the speech policemug. see also text talk.
A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
Get the internet speechmug. Student1:I hate speech class.
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
by EEEEthan May 13, 2007
Get the Speech classmug. by Donato April 20, 2008
Get the slurred speechmug. The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018
Get the Wedding Speechmug.