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Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”
All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”
by MisterBigJake July 25, 2022
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Caitlin Sparkle

Someone who is the very bubbly attitude and perfected smile. Usually characterized by her beautiful brown hair, and gorgeous aqua eyes, that hold more beauty then the ocean. She has the most beautiful singing than to the other girls, and she definitely loves Disney. She does sometimes acts like a princess, and then queen.

She is very intelligent, but always has moments that reveal her puppy-like cuteness. All boys always find her attractive, even she has already have a love interest she never met (wishes to meet him). Caitlin always an imaginative, and she's the most beautiful of all girls. Caitlin Sparkle is very intelligent, talented. Also somewho is caring and kind! She is easy to fall in love.

She always so fragile and need the bright light of a true friend to help them once Caitlin's are fully grown they become one of the most elegant women in the world so much grace and so much beauty
To make a simple character who is really defined, real, and make to become more famous women of every country. A Caitlin Sparkle is based on a really person, but no doubt about it. She always sparkles everywhere, whenever she's happy.
by Caitlin Sparkle September 23, 2019
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glowing shiny dashing sparkle

That's one glowing shiny dashing sparkle.
by Miakoda69 March 19, 2017
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girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a group of powerful girls who will beat you up any day of the week
boy:WATCH OUT ITS THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!
by zopeylopey December 16, 2021
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Sparkle Slut

A rather trampy looking female who wears clothing with as many rhinestones and sequins as humanly possible. This female is often a glowing orange color due to over tanning, heavily made over, and has pin straight hair. Sparkle sluts are known to dance on top of each other in order to gain the attention of males and are considered the dirtiest of all bar inhabitants. Although these loathsome ladies dress to be eye-catching, be warned! You may think you want to get in on that but the allure of a sparkle slut disappears completely overnight as her makeup and your alcohol wear off.
"Wow, look at those sparkle sluts."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."

"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
by SarahhhKayyy August 19, 2011
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Sparkle Shot

The act of blowing your load on a girls face and before she can wipe it off you throw glitter all over your warm baby gravy. It dries and it reminds you of art class in kindergarten.
Hey James, I tried that sparkle shot idea of yours last night. The first part was easy, I painted that bitches face white, but then I sneezed when throwing the glitter and got it on the dog. I then chased the dog and tried a reverse sparkle shot (i.e. glitter first) but got tired and donkey punched the girlfriend before my wife got home.
by PDRR October 4, 2011
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Sporknife

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.
I don't think has been invented yet but should be.
by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005
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