Presidential Solution

To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.

The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.

by ArfcomModerator December 18, 2008

solutioneering

Working on the technical details of a solution with an insufficient grasp of the problem it's trying to solve. Can occur when engineers are exploring cool technology for its own sake or when requirements are unclear.

Hmm, does anyone really need to control their toaster from their smartphone or are we just solutioneering here?

by grlGeek April 23, 2020

Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

solutionist

somebody who finds solutions to problems

I went to a solutionist to solve my relationship problem.

by natan kerendian December 8, 2006

mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008

Pragmatic Solution

A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.

We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003

Final sex solution

The proposal that has been put forward by some men to make all women sex slaves as a solution to the problem of being rejected by women before the women even kmow anything about them.

What do you think about the final sex solution?

by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009