Got to the game early and saw the Shortstop in the dugout giving himself a blundy soak before the game.
by Baseball funnies March 14, 2022
A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.
Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin
RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins
Greggy C: I LIKE THAT
RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins
Greggy C: I LIKE THAT
by Not_A_Real_Doctor December 17, 2021
dozy, forgetful, slow witted, of limited intelligence, a day dreamer
someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk
someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk
'Jack never remembered things he had to do; he was so half soaked he'd forget his head if it wasn't screwed on..'
by the marma February 28, 2010
by jake. October 06, 2007
Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).
Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!
Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!
by Kwoodhead October 06, 2011
When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.
Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago
on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago
on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too
by BreakfastSausage October 22, 2015
My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.
by Anonymous Anon Girl September 23, 2015