Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Rosebud Snowstorm

Creampie of a prolapsed anus that turns into a cum swap.

Steve received the most amazing rosebud snowstorm last week. Nobody knew he had it in him!

by SusceptibleFollicle November 18, 2015

Alaskan SnowStorm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.

Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.

by Srwim January 30, 2022

Rosebud snowstorm

Prolapsed assholes cum farting on a cum swap.

Guy 1: I used to watch porn on the daily until I saw a prolapsed asshole farting cum.
Guy 2: Oh you mean a rosebud snowstorm?
rosebudpink sock

by Ohverbeing October 29, 2015

Philadelphia Snowstorm

When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.

David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"

by g310 March 1, 2011

Snowstorm in Tallaght

A snowstorm in Tallaght is when all the criminals from the west come out and raid stores and quite literally demolish buildings with stolen JCB's.

Person A: Hear about the snowstorm in Tallaght in 2018? They demolished a Lidl.
Person B: I heard they even robbed the safe from the back.

by Any Hash? January 3, 2019

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018