Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.
I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.
by NB Forrest June 4, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
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Snore Party

in situations where you find yourself in a dull public setting or event...
Brian: Did you attend Lauren's Birthday at the Pacific Catch?
Alex: You mean that Snore Party? Yeah, I did. So many people there and the dead cod on my plate ended up being the life of the party...
by lorop September 20, 2023
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