shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.

Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.

by b-dog66 April 11, 2010

Sober October

1- The act of making a conscious decision to remain sober, or partly sober, through the month of october, until Halloween, when everyone goes full out.

2- Choosing to stop using a certain substance throughout the month of october, often only applies to weekdays

Its sober october, no more smoking pot at school Octsober

by coolcat5562 November 14, 2011

Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 15, 2012

soberbeast

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.

so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala

by wowso cool July 29, 2014

Snotery

A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles

Hayfever is a sure fire way to win the

Snotery

by Trentbridge Troll June 13, 2016

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009