snitches get riches

When someone is accused of being a snitch, and it makes them learn how to get rich, instead.

People said I was a snitch, but the best revenge is when snitches get riches!

by +-&%$#@ October 9, 2018

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

by DrBlock February 12, 2022

Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

Snatchel

A man purse containing a pocket pussy or other erotic materials.

Ted: Is Carl carrying a man purse?

Will: Worse, my friend. He's carrying a snatchel.

Ted: What a perv.

by chris & kellie September 5, 2005

snitchely

When you go to the doctor to get a physical and the nurse feels your boobs

when i went for my physical, i got aroused when the nurse gave me a snitchely

by Julian Massy October 15, 2003

Snotchel

A cylindrical like object that shoots gross or distinguishing objects such as sticky liquids or rotten food, the items that are shot are usually soft mushy and liquid like, and should not be hard or dry.

Guy1-Dude why did u shoot me with that snotchel full of rotten milk.

Guy2-Cause its funny dude, now ur gonna smell for a week,

by The next great quarterback June 29, 2009

weiner smitchel

A penis. The human male sex organ. A dick. A shalong.

Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.

by Mister Mc April 13, 2008