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Statter

Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.

However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.

Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"

"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012
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slattern

A sexually promiscuous woman. May or may not be paid for sex, depending on whether is a prostitute or a slut.
Paris Hilton, the Grand High Slattern, paraded on the red carpet in her usual belt/miniskirt sans underwear and her almost nonexistant top.
by Lorelili May 17, 2007
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slattern

look at that slattern luring people to dark alley ways
by ms.tomorrow June 11, 2006
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skatterbrain

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.
take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off
by "BART"-FrmBuno.yep.. April 30, 2011
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Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
by Cats Polino December 19, 2013
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skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole
What nah she’s a skatterpuss
by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019
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Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.
Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.
by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010
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