Snark

n.

1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.

"Wow, this Quicken stuff is great: I can see how frelled I am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!"

by Scaper-X January 17, 2004

snarkey

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

by onimama June 19, 2006

snard

This word has been in wide use around the Chicago area since I was a kid in the 1960s. It is the nasty black conglomerate of snow, ice, soot and car exhaust particles that forms underneath your car or truck after weeks of constant sub-freezing weather.

In Chicago, snard is an ever present visual reminder of how depressing winter can be.

You can near the unmistakable sound from the alley of someone knocking snard from their car.

Snard is the number one reason for rusting undercarriages in UP Michigan.

Snard makes car wash operations rich.

Snard is about the yukkiest stuff ever.

People down here in Maryland have no concept of what snard is. They are lucky.

by Bill Peters August 31, 2006

Snarkling

A mischief maker.

"Goodbye, snarklings! Don't get into trouble!"

by bawrie January 15, 2010

snarkle

verb/noun

A harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.

The joke he told was so funny I snarkled.

by shameekwa September 2, 2009

snark

verbal ingenuineness that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing. snark is often marked by deep creativity & use of psychological attack. It employs coldbloodedness and is best served unprovoked. Snark can contain hidden complimentary meaning under a mean face, but it hurts more than it strengthens.

usu found in adjective form: "snarky": making use of snark.

"you looked at me like a snark while your head was extremely mentally blocked."

by sugarbooger September 8, 2007

Snarkle Pony

An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.

What's with your campmate Zen? Oh nothing, he's just your typical Snarkle Pony.

by Sovamind September 15, 2011