Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.

After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.

by Constance Glen April 21, 2010

snarf

(verb)
To devour or eat rapidly; to ingest in short order.

"Holy crap! You straight snarfed that whole pizza down in like, two seconds!"

by shomeurghost November 12, 2014

Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.

"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL

by JoeyLastName January 6, 2015

Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 6, 2015

Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.

"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!

by Tony-The_Tiger March 8, 2017

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

snarf

someone who sucks farts out of seaguls ...or the act of sucking farts out of seaguls

dirty snarf!!.. why dont you go snarf some more seagul farts

by miss_ali March 11, 2008