Smuch

The combination of the words So and Much.

The lazy persons way of saying so much.

A typo by a beloved GM on a Ragnarok Online Server

I love you smuch.

I drank smuch I'm gonna barf.

She wears smuch make up, she rivals Courtney Love.

by Missus Rx March 13, 2011

smunch

the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.

Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.

by ummmnooo December 5, 2014

Smurphed

Similar to "murphed", but even more egregious. In Heroes Charge, when one plunders an opponent's War Hall and collects more than 75,000 lumber, 75,000 ore and 15,000 mercury.

That was amazing! I got over 160,000 in resources. I totally smurphed that dude!

by Met23 November 26, 2016

smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

by G9surfsashore June 23, 2019

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

smerch

someone waves back when waved to; a kind stranger

"Oh they waved back when he drove by, he's a smerch!"

by nate archbold January 12, 2021

Smurthism

The religion of the blue smurf cat, also known as the smurf cat.

You should convert to smurthism!

by andriemc September 24, 2023