snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

smoogleborf

Connor you are pulling a straw man. Just accept that egad is a real word

You’re a smoogleborf.

by Lol Connor get Pranked September 18, 2022

Scoogley

Outrageous

Damn that bitches ass is scoogley! or 'Dude!, that ollie flip was frickin' scoogley,

by shawndeezy December 29, 2008

smooley

a kid like danny majikowski

dam that kid is a smooley

by anthonyt_shick May 2, 2018

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

Smoodle

To smoodle someone is to collect their discharge over a few months and freeze it and see how much you collect over the next few years.

Jeremy: Bro me and Stacy started smoodling last night

Jerome: Eugh gross bro you smoodle

Jeremy: Shut up fag

Jerome: I’m not gay i just don’t mind taking a cock

by KiribakuSimp May 11, 2022