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Alfie sainsbury

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
by Acton Bell February 18, 2022
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Jonny Sins

Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom
by For legal reasons its a joke February 24, 2022
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Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.
*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"
by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011
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Hit Some Skins

The act of sex between a male and a female.
Andy: What did you do this weekend?
Sam: I went out with Paris and hit some skins.
by 1828 May 29, 2007
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toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.
Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.
by jaketlb September 15, 2009
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pagan skins

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.
In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.
by DexterSR300DX April 6, 2003
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last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.
hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's
by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006
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