Smeggle

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011

smeghead

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."

"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."

by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

smegma

An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.

Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?

Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?

Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.

by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010

Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

by Snake July 9, 2004

cunt smeg

The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.

Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

smegma

a delicious butter substitute

"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

by Captn Ben November 8, 2005

smegmabytes

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

by Chetkush January 17, 2017