An unwashed penis.
by \/\/3z September 28, 2008

by paki_boy_123 November 22, 2017

by Imbatman July 5, 2012

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
by Kevin February 17, 2003

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember
by street smeg May 5, 2005

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
