smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.

It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.

by lilpac24 February 23, 2021

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

smashed it

rave/dance term, had a brilliant time which you'd remember for the rest of your life

bagleys last night smashed it

by liberty September 18, 2003

Smashed Abo

When a man lays a large stool pipe, then uses a didgeridoo to soften the stool into a paste like substance. He then paints indigenous symbols onto the woman’s face with the paste. He then beats her mercifully.

Hey is Stacey coming to work today?

No she’s not in. Apparently last night she got the smashed abo

by Purplemonkeydishwasher11 September 3, 2019