slursion

When A Person With A Lisp Says A Word That Sounds Like Something Inappropriate

Yo Dude I Was In A Spelling Pee(B) And The Word Was Shit(p) And When I Was Saying Shit(p)It Sounded Like Shit

Slursion-A Person With A Lisp Saying A Inappropriate Word

by Someone Urban May 10, 2018

slurming

The movement of a snail or slug on a solid surface. The sound is very similar to one slurping away on a straw, or or very bad kissing

Look at that slugg slurming away.

by TheTrueMagicTurtle March 5, 2019

Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

slursed

When something is only slightly cursed, but not blessed in any way, unlike blursed

Person A: dang this is cursed
Person B: yeahhh but not really, only slightly
Person A: you're right it's slursed

by deeduck November 30, 2019

slursed

When something is only slightly cursed, but not blessed in a way way, unlike blursed

Person A: dang, this is cursed
Person B: yeahhh but just slightly

Person A: you're right, it's slursed

by deeduck November 30, 2019

slursed

When something is only slightly cursed, but not blessed in any way, unlike blursed

Person A: dang, this is cursed
Person B: yeahhh but not really, just slightly

Person A: you're right, it's slursed

by dooduckling December 1, 2019

Slurps

When a drink is at the bottom but there’s about a mouthful left

“Have you got a drink bud”
“ yeah here there’s only a bit left tho”
“A bit left? That’s slurps mate fuck off”

by Bartholemew66 August 23, 2020