Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

Snumping

A sneeze fart. When one sneezes and accidentally lets out a trump.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.

Reggie: 'Hello my name is...AAACHOO...PPPFFFFFFFT.'

lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'

by Gbox123 November 16, 2010

slumpin hoe

A girl that doesn't work, takes all her man's money, and doesn't have sex.

Tell that slumpin hoe to get up and do something with her life.

by Lovebigtitties August 26, 2016

slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

slumpling

That mid afternoon slump specifically after mass consumption of dumplings / yum cha on your lunchbreak.

Mate I caanot keep my eyes open after all those dumplings, I'm in a total slumpling, wake me at 5pm.

by Tee Elle See March 7, 2019

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

Slip-slurping the jang-jang

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.

"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".

by Rackem Rick April 3, 2013