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SHORTANESE IS TOO POWERFULL
by WebkinzWoof November 8, 2016
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shortascammed

When a short person cunningly convinces you to trust them , despite your basic human instincts. And then proceeds to elevate their self esteem by fucking over a taller person than them .. to make themself feel better about being vertically challenged.
Despite my gut feeling, i was still shortascammed by a little fucker.
by KS bang u April 16, 2020
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Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower
Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021
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Sanitary Supply Shortage

The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.

Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:

Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.

Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
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January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
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sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.
Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.
by _mlp_ January 10, 2019
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sorta kinda girl

A girl whom you wouldn't mind dating. They are of adequate looks, and their personallity dictates wheather they're hot or not.
Andrew: Hey Zach look at that girl next to Catherina, shes a sorta kinda girl.

Zach: Yeah I talked to her and shes really cool, shes pretty hot if you ask me.
by Andrew December 18, 2004
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