Slofie

Like a selfie but a video of yourself in slow motion. Groan-inducing. The worst new word of 2019.

You: But first, lemmie take a slofie!

Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!

by DLthings September 10, 2019

sloop

A vagina that hangs open freely.

With all the guys you have banged, I bet your sloop cant even hold back a piss anymore.

by Adam Harigast February 2, 2005

Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

Scoof

To steal or take unexpectedly.
Can also be used as an exclamation preceding or immediately following a theft.

I just scoofed your wife.
SCOOF. your chips are now mine.

by ARTheartsDinos October 14, 2010

slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

skoofy

A word describing something both sketchy and goofy.

That dude's lookin real skoofy right now.

by Long Rod Von Hugendong May 16, 2008