An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010
Get the Sloaded mug.The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.
No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
by Camel Feet March 23, 2011
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Get the sloned mug.A backstabbing bitch liar Sloane is. And a damn good one too. Or so she’s thinks. She thinks it’s ok to lie to everyone. Her dark hair is curly, and her dark eyes tell the truth about whether she’s lying or not. Most of the time she is. She turns on her own friends and she thinks she’s so great.
Wanda: “Dammit. That Sloane is such a little bitch.”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”
by I have no fucking friends December 11, 2017
Get the Sloane mug.A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
by Serjy November 26, 2018
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