Jump a Skittle

Getting jumped by a group of gay guys

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle

by Kanek May 6, 2020

they’re their own kind of skittle

a different kind of person, not like other people

They are kind of weird, you could say they’re their own kind of skittle.

Charlie is a little different, you could say he’s his own kind of skittle.

by wiggleyworms04 October 18, 2022

skittle shits

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.

Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.

by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

shittle

A small colourful rainbow shit taken after drinking a fruity drink

guy 1: Oh dude i just drank a pineapple martini.
guy 2 : Did you shittle?
guy1: I shat the rainbow

by da sheista July 20, 2013

Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late

Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

Pissing Skittles

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.

I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.

by gitzmoney January 10, 2011

Skittle-Fuck

A word used in anger when you hilariously open a bag of skittles the wrong way and make them fly all over the place.

"Skittle-Fuck! I paid $3 for those!"

by Jkeeler May 30, 2009