Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

by hadef July 13, 2017

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".

2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"

by solrave December 9, 2008

slap dicks

1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me

say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 

also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh

by Gabe & Ken October 9, 2008

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slapdick

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

by Aubtin March 10, 2008