by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

by M838 September 11, 2020

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

by Bdt December 11, 2018

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish
by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017
