Getting a rim job on an airplane. (Similar to the mile-high club but much more spectacular).
Guy 1: Dude, the stewardess just gave me a rimjob in the bathroom!
Guy 2: I can't believe she skyrimmed you! Thats freakin awesome!
Guy 1: It was better than awesome...it was legendary!
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.
At 30,000feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
Jim: dude my dad died Jarb: How? Jim: this terrible joke crime against humanity he was excited about made him kill himself because the game was such a let down that every Elder Scroll Fan that likes Skyrim fingers their butthole no exceptions.