Soft Day

A day with no edges.

Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 17, 2008

Soft Girl

Soft girl is a girl (of any race or sexuality) who cries easily like at everything(like movies,books,pictures,etc.) ,Has lots of stuff animals, and wear soft colors a lot ( yellow,pink,blue,etc.) brings teddy bears and stuff like that to school. Is super adorable.

Omg she’s a soft girl
Yeah she literally cried while watching the lion cute

by E-soft April 13, 2019

San Diego Soft Serve

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.

Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.

by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014

soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.

A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

soft eyes

The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.

"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire

by sn1083 January 18, 2009