skewk

Usually a wealthy tourist or person with a second and specified "summer home" who vacations in expensive communities in the summer. A negative term used by locals to describe tourist.

The skewks have taken over our beach.

by Hunter Wells January 19, 2006

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

Skewered

a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.

Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.

by Shitiot August 26, 2013

Skewy

It can mean anything you want it to, just make sure you keep it in your pants.

I will skewy in your mouth.

Oh skewy!!!

by SkewyMaster69 February 11, 2012

Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.

Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.

by achaholic December 6, 2011

pooper skewper

A word used to compliment someone with 100+ swags.

Nick: Hey Michael you are a pooper skewper

Mike: Wow Nick that was mean, I hate you.

Nick: Dood pooper skewper means you have a 100+ swags. Trust me I know.

by pooper skewper January 4, 2013

skewhore

A Random Female, or a Slutish Girl

A yo Skewhore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kadeem Powell August 1, 2007