skate rape 

The act of kicking someone repeatedly while wearing ice skates.

Ivan skate raped that hobo last night.

skate rape by Slick & Ivan April 21, 2011

skate boarding poser 

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

skate boarding poser by classyburd May 15, 2011

skate and destroy 

that's when you go to the spot and keep going until everything has been destroyed

wow, bro just used his mastercard to buy a one-way ticket to destruction-derby town on that hubba! skate and destroy

skate and destroy by rogertown June 23, 2006

skate hoe 

a really hot chick that goes to the skate park not to sk8 but to distract every person there with her half naked body

look at that skate hoe!

skate hoe by Dylan G. June 11, 2006

skate poser 

One who pretends to be a skateboarder. Most of these people are preps. These people can be recognized by their preppy status, and by their clothes. The brands most popular among posers are DC shoes, Element/Bam, and sometimes Circa.

Dude, Mary is such a poser. Yesterday, she was her normal preppy self, and now she is wearing DC.

skate poser by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

skate 2

skate 2 is a game from EA . skate 2 is an awsome skatebording game 4 all the gamers 2 love. a good follow up from the former game skate.

dave: OMFG!!!! I HAVE SKATE 2
McLovin: STFU NOOB
jeff: SKATE 2 IS AWESOME !
dave: NO SHIT

skate 2 by KEYMANN February 20, 2009

skate poser 

any person that feeds off of skateboarding culture for social status or sees a relation between how cool someone looks and, how good they skate. these people mostly shop at Journey's Pacsun and Tilly's posers usually wear merchandise from Etnies, DC, Nike 6.0, Element and some vans. the typical poser, when confronted with the oppurtunity to ride a skateboard, switches out their dirtiest shoes so the others dont get dirty. If you suck at skating or havent skated in a while, your not a poser as long as you enjoy the activity and its culture unlike posers who disrespect skateboarding and see as a style and not a way of life

Skate Poser walks into a skate shop, Poser: do you guys sell DC shoes. Skater: no way we have fallens Poser: never mind those are ugly.

skate poser by phil mai kracken June 2, 2010