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joe six pack

The appropiate nickname for the ignorant masses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. You know them--they're the same kind who take Jesus' death for granted, eat at McDonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.
Joe Six Pack: Why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? I WANT MY SCREEN FILLED, not this stupid film elitist crap. I have a right, you know, and--

**JSP dies of heart attack from eating one too many Big Macs**
by VGerX2001 September 7, 2004
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six pack

Intake manifold using three two-barrel carbuerators to inject the fuel/air mixture into the cylinders. Often associated with the Dodge 440.(440-6)
chevyman-Dude, check out the challenger with the 440-6.
by chevyman July 4, 2005
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Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)
Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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Joe Six Pack

Joe the Plumber's Cousin.
Joe Six Pack's wife: Joe, invite Joe over for dinner tomorrow. Tell him to bring his tools.
by Derek_M. February 28, 2009
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grab her like a six pack

Just like two in the pink one in the stink.

WHen you carry a six-pack of beer you can put two fingers in the holes and your thumb in another.

So when you grab her like a six-pack, you put two fingers (middle and ring) in her pussy, and your thumb in her asshole.

Then you can carry that light bitch around like a six pack and treat her like the freak she is
Andy: That fucking girl of your let you grab her like a six pack last night?
Donald: You, she loves it when I do that.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
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Six pack

Manual penetration of a woman's vagina and anus at the same time. Usually the thumb and pointer finger are used, much the way one carries a six pack of beer.
Lauren initially rejected my advances, but after a few drinks she was begging for me to six pack her.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Six pack's worth of pretty

An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.

A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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