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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.
I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!
by Ross Olson March 10, 2008
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singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.
I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet
by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010
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Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.
Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?
by ScottySez April 27, 2020
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Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?
by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 31, 2007
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Singles day

We heard of happy national girlfriends day and happy national boyfriends day. But, now it’s time for Happy National Singles Day. If you single dis yo time to shine sweetie!!!
Becky: He Rhianna it’s National Singles Day. Rhianna: Aww yaayyyy finally cuz I been single for a brick it’s time for my stupid self to celebrate
by The.Boss.Diva October 7, 2019
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singletutionalized

Being single so long one is unable to adapt to a meaningful long term committed relationship.
He is never going to commit to a woman, he is singletutionalized.
by MsPresley September 30, 2020
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