Simpeleon

Simp in disguise. His rhetoric seems to support men at the first sight but advances female biological imperative upon examination.

– Men need to take responsibility and adopt Red Pill mindset.
– Shut up, simpeleon.

by sodamn May 26, 2020

blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

Aron Singleton

The god of life. The best person in the world. The best at anything they do.

Aron singleton is awesome

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Wimpleton's Disease

A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.

"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"

by outhouse May 7, 2009

simpleorigin

The master of the rats also the best rat of them all he is a cute rat and is the founder of the best guild on hypixel skyblock and a supreme rat himself all around one of the best rats

omg its simpleorigin what a rat

by OwOrat6969 November 23, 2020

pimpleton

one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard

there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool

by miss michele March 14, 2008

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005