Any attention devoted to females one finds attractive that wouldnt otherwise be devoted is simping. This accounts for a baseline of human kindness which varies by person.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
“Jason took her out on an expensive date and didn’t get laid. What a beta cuck simp!”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
by Belgrade Ball July 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.
by willsfuzzygonads February 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.
X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.
OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.
OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!
by Nnyahh May 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Its historically short for "Simpleton." Ironically, its now used by bandwagon-hopping Simpletons that regurgitate what some dumb ass rapper thought it meant at the time (because he wasn't too bright i.e. he was a simpleton).
Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Mumble-Rap loving Simpleton: "Lil Baby Boi just dropped his new single: 'I'm a Real Pimp, N*gga!'"
Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
by Fuckhead#1 March 6, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by pussyslayer115 September 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. (before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug.