Simmer

A food rating app. It's like Yelp for restaurant dishes instead of restaurants.

Simmer app is fire

by The Coffee Plant March 2, 2020

Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

sammei

Bitch Boy

omg hi2u sam is hottetd alanyna!!1pmnepmeoneooneon

by Teh guuber April 3, 2003

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

simmi

simmi loves jadey baby

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Simmi

Yellow nigga

Look at that sexy yellow nigga, his name must be Simmi

by Gabe Itch 6969 October 16, 2019