shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.

Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!

by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011

Shark

A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.

If you have a different belief in sharks your whole life will change :)

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016

sharkmind

Prison slang for the inability to turn away from a victim who is bleeding figuratively and who would be an easy mark.

That opportunistic asshole is the poster boy for sharkmind.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010