shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location that should not be shrimped.

Weston keeps shrimping my bathroom, Weston shrimped my bathroom (for legal reasons that’s a joke)

by ConnorEatsPants June 20, 2021

Scrumbling

The act of scrolling through Tumblr

“Hey what are you looking at?”
“Nothing really. I’m just scrumbling.”

by Tory Eller September 4, 2023

snumpling

being in denial / frowny about something true

"She was snumpling over the fact that she served."

by spideythespider October 30, 2023

Double shrimping

The sexual act including two penis's penetrating a single vagina at different times.

George: "dude we took it in turns Double shrimping that bitch!"

Dave: "right on, I could feel your jizz on my bell-end"

by The beast 252 May 11, 2018

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

strumbling

The slow, wobbly walk when you are drunk, but in no rush to get to your next location.

Alice: "Why is Duncan walking like that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure."
Alice: "Are you going to fall?"

Duncan: "Naw, I'm just strumbling."

by Jenk154 July 6, 2011