shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint October 18, 2012

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Shovel

It means man HO

Omg Dalton is such a man ho

Chelsea you mean shovel

by Hey it’s me Chicken Nugget October 20, 2018

shoveled

a verb to be shoveled,to shovel

damn girl, you need to get shoveled!

by kali, motha bitch September 26, 2008

Rape Shovel

1. A French council worker.

2. A shovel for assiting in the process of rape.

"The only way to avoid this rape shovel is consent!"

by rocket_punch June 29, 2009

fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010

muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.

My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.

by Tidrow March 21, 2011