by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016
This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.
by Maghera April 23, 2020
When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.
Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
by Ebullient Gideon June 27, 2011
by Hughezy October 27, 2016
Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.
Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.
See also Chris Christie
Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.
See also Chris Christie
by The Amalamps July 14, 2015
by DCDEAN December 19, 2012
After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.
Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.
by Trakevony Kraukain October 27, 2011