Shitcunt

When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!

I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!

by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007

shortcurves

pure sex. brought to you by the youth of jackson nj.

i am part of the shortcurves crew, you are not, for that you must kiss my converse.

by john. June 4, 2003

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

Shortfut

A Basic Jerk, A person that does shitty and hurtful things without caring.

A person who uses a chrome Extension to make the web app more accessible.
Often thinks highly of themselves.

Did you hear what John did to Katey? What a shortfut!

Man that kid pisses me off, what a shortfut.

Did you hear what Inhudiac did last night? His misanthrope ass downloaded this shortfut extension and cheats the system..

by Sebfut October 7, 2019

Shitcunt

Just after doing anal. normal sex is performed resulting in a Shitcunt

Me: eeeewwwww why have you got a Shitcunt
Her: well we did just do anal

by Freddiep September 19, 2015

shotcunt

when you call shotgun, but for a threesome. Its supposed to mean double penetration, like you get the asshole.

Like, when you riding in a car, and you yell, "Shotgun!"
but its not for cars. Its for threesomes. And assholes.

"yo, Kevin, I call shotcunt on Becky!"

by dumbfgtmandudeperson November 21, 2016

shortcutism

taking something from other people and not giving them credit, specially knowledge

Abir: What is this 'shortcutism'?
Adnan: I take credit from you and claim the word as my own....a fitting example of shortcutism.

by abirpahlwan January 27, 2022