shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

sorgite

a worshipper of The University of Wisconsin senior quarterback Jim Sorgi

All the sorgites hate Reynolds.

by Jim Sorgi October 18, 2003

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

Storgie

An orgy in a large store (Walmart, Kmart, Target, Etc.)

Me and 4 other guys just had a storgie with 5 bitches at Kmart

by DJ BC January 10, 2013

shortism

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011