When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.
That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.
by Realityman March 19, 2012
Get the Moses Shoppermug. Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.
by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011
Get the Ebay Window Shoppermug. An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.
My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!
by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009
Get the Expensive Shopper Syndromemug. When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).
1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"
by edw007 January 23, 2019
Get the 2nd Column Shoppermug. When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.
Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..
by tunezz January 19, 2015
Get the Last minute shoppermug. The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.
John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"
by Sephium April 5, 2011
Get the Shopper of Mass Destructionmug. Passive shoppers rush occurs when friends encourage someone to purchase something that they don’t need, and gain a sense of satisfaction from the purchase.
by Baneson August 8, 2018
Get the Passive shoppers rushmug.