window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

by trinhdang April 13, 2008

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windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

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bum shopper

a term for a rather stylish person that shops at goodwill,or other second hand stores, from time to time and beats the bums to all the good stuff.

OMG! I was tottaly bum shopping the other day and I found a pair of designer shoes!

You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!

by AppleGreyson January 16, 2005

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Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012

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Job Shopper

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..

Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

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