online spooning

being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.

Troels had AIM, Skype and Yahoo Messenger open ... totally online spooning with his homies.

by skamuf January 18, 2010

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

spooning

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"

Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!

by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015

spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.

Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !

by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019