Shomari

She is a extremely beautiful,loving,goofball,caring,erky,smart soul that will get on your nerves but you will still love her even though she is very very very very very erky but you'll still love her and if you dont hit the door she doesn't care what anybody says

wow, would you look at-her-?
I know her, she's a Shomari

by laughing.cutie March 14, 2017

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shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

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Shoopa SHOOPA

The hottest move in nightclubs around the world! Invented by Cayla, this move will pick up any guy/girl you want!
First, put you arms around your partner, and clap. Then, shake it and pelvic thrust!
While thrusting and shaking your junk, yell Shoopa SHOOPA! But, dont use this move on mommy's boy, or it will be
TOO SEXUAL!

Person 1: Shoopa SHOOPA (while shaking what their mama gave them)!
Person 2 (mommy's boy): RAPE!
Person 3 (XXX): Person 1, do not rape Person 2 at school! Do it
at home ;)!

by Clarke G February 4, 2009

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Shotomatic

Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.

Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.

by Big Devon February 21, 2010

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Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

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