The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.
*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007
Get the Transylvanian Shoelace mug.The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.
Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
by Juphro September 29, 2011
Get the Shoeless mug.girl 1: why are you walking funny?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009
Get the rocky shoelace mug.A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.
Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge
by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018
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If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
by You’re a 3 year old January 9, 2020
Get the LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!! mug.A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.
"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
by Zibraltar January 23, 2009
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