Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

shmanglehopp

MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.

Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.

by Melli March 3, 2005

Shit on a Shingle

A basic army entree, consisting of some form of meat on a form of bread.

God, I'm really sick of eating shit on a shingle every fuckin' day!

by xenite June 24, 2008

shingle fart

When a guy sticks his testical in a girls asshole, and she farts it out.

I gave that bitch a shingle fart last night.

by bob robberts December 10, 2007

derek shingler

a large tub of lard never found on women

derek shingler's body and parts and moobies

by captn patches January 4, 2008

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009