shitpig

Derogatory name for a dog, especially a non-service dog who has been snuck into an environment where their proclivity to shit and scuttle about

"Get that shitpig out of the dining room, Maurice!"

by Lagoonatics October 26, 2019

Shitswig

A person who can't drink alcohol and becomes very drunk very quickly.

Lisa Jones is a Shitswig, She Cant handlebar drinks.

by Joseph 10 September 29, 2020

SHITWIZARD

A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.

See also: corruption in family courts in America.

That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.

by kickarsdaddy March 21, 2021

shitniggafuck

used when an individual receives shocking information; usually if one is intoxicated

guy 1: omg your grandmother was just diagnosed with terminal cancer
guy 2: well shitniggafuck

by ron_dr May 28, 2021

shitwing

A verb to describe winging it, but less successfully than hoped for.

I tried to shitwing the procedure but failed miserably and went Pete Tong.

by Dave the chicken July 1, 2021

shitwitch

a shit sandwitch

Bro, you're literally full of shitwitches

by shitwitch o'clock April 15, 2022

Shinwiggle

A term similar in meaning to Swindle or Con

I just shinwiggled my friend into buying me chocolates, free of charge.

by Spudsy June 20, 2022