The journey to find a place to poo, eternally extensive at the worst times. Will often entail speed-walking (or running if it’s bad, or hobbling if it’s painfully bad), furtively entering restaurants, grocery stores, etc. (and when caught in the act, lying that you did indeed buy something from that establishment), and at least one question to a concerned passerby regarding the location of the nearest bathroom. Portmanteau of shit and excursion.
Excuse me while I embark on a shitscursion.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.
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Empty corporate claims. To blatantly lie or self-promote in a dishonest way.
In reference to the supermarket chain Sainsbury’s.
"Sainsbury's is putting customers ahead of profit”.
In reference to the supermarket chain Sainsbury’s.
"Sainsbury's is putting customers ahead of profit”.
"Sainsbury's say they are lowering their prices to adjust to the costs of living, but I see they've raised them again."
"So they're doing a Sainsbury then."
"Sainsbury's are saying that they care about the environment, but I saw that their biggest stakeholder is an oil and gas company."
"They're just doing a Sainsbury."
"So they're doing a Sainsbury then."
"Sainsbury's are saying that they care about the environment, but I saw that their biggest stakeholder is an oil and gas company."
"They're just doing a Sainsbury."
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Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
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