shartmaster.69420

Genderfluid lesbian obsessed with naegami that lives on my for you page and spills facts

shartmaster.69420: cool people make me an urban dictionary page

by LESBIANSLOVEKUGIEKIZUCHI September 6, 2021

Shitposter

Supreme form of the comedian; a title reserved for only the most tasteful and elegant of comedians, those that have rifled through the infinite cesspool of internet comedy only to be shit out the other side funnier and wiser than everyone else.; God.

Christian: Bobby's a shitposter now.
Amber: No fucking way, that's so fucking hot.
Christian: I know, I'm proud he's my best friend.

by theoneandtrueGod August 3, 2022

Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

shitwater

A word used to describe being in a bad situation, a synonym to being up shit creek

Katie calls up Sophie at 2 o'clock in the morning to tell her that she just discovered rum mixes with red bull. Sophie replies, "You'd be in shitwater if you woke me up for rum."

by Vandiver August 21, 2005

shiteater

one who eats, behaves like, or ingests shit. usually used as an insult or compilment LOL

"You fucking shiteater!"

by wtflolbbqrotfl June 3, 2008