Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

Shitposter

A prime example of someone who uses social media platforms to post memes and or gifs to make people laugh.

Ali loves to make people laugh, she’s a shitposter and a proud one at that.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 18, 2020

shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.

Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.

by piklachou September 9, 2021

shitposting

An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.

I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.

by fishpenis August 15, 2015

Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

shitpouts

1. pouting over something ridiculous

2. lower intestinal disturbance

Billy Bob has a nasty case of the shitpouts from that squirrel he ate last night.

by stacaroni September 14, 2011

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023