Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

Shigeru Miyamoto

Noun. Mr. Nintendo. Sensei of the Video Game Dojo. One that is the Master of Nin-Ten-Do.

Shigeru Miyamoto is the guy behind the Mario and DK franchise.

by Bub September 29, 2004

Pole Shiner

One who sucks penis therefore leaving the shaft shimmery and shiny

Damnit! That fuckin pole shiner keeps spraying random shots across the map and killing me

by Muscle Militia January 3, 2009

shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

shinerism

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

by Cool Dude September 28, 2004

Pee Shivers

Pee shivers, also known as the Lentricchia Shiver, are a naturally occurring shutter sometimes following urination.

I just had an uncontrollable shake after peeing. The weird thing was, I wasn't cold. It must have been pee shivers.

by Dr. Pottymouth November 25, 2009