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Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.
I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!
by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011
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Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008
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Schirtzinger

A Schirtzinger is a wonderful person who has the character of an angel, and happen to be extremly good looking. Although some may have horrible tempers with short fuses, they generally keep thier cool. They have a very big sense of humor, they will make you laugh til you can't anymore. They are loyal, trustworthy and and genuine. They love to love and be loved. Also, they are extremly protective over the people and things they care about or love. Schirtzinger's are not to be messed with. But give em' a chance. They WILL suprise you.
Was she a Schirtzinger?
by B-3@Zi July 29, 2011
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You gotta be shiting me

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.
by Mr Confident July 1, 2016
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Shithinker

A person who takes a shit and thinks outloud while reading a newspaper, or anytype of reading material, and gets a idea of great value."Shitthinker"
Oh Shit. Thats what I should of done the first fucking time around.
by Paul Gag May 13, 2005
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Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.
When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!
by LordCoitus October 3, 2016
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shirohige

The only man secure enough in himself to call his moustache a beard
Damn dude, Shirohige claps Sakazuki no diff
by Sangoro February 22, 2022
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